Welcome to Rosie's World

8 years old, 2nd grader at Golda Och Academy, and 100% awesome

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Alice

Stinky Monkey Sister

Alice is Rosie's sister. She is also a stinky monkey. This is not up for debate. She smells like bananas and chaos. Rosie loves her anyway (most of the time).

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Kugel

The Cuddly One

Kugel is the cuddliest dog in the entire universe. She will snuggle you forever and never let go. She is named after the best food ever (see below). Zero personal space, maximum love.

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Squeakers

Grumpy Old Man

Squeakers is a grumpy old man trapped in a dog's body. He does NOT want to cuddle. He does NOT want to play. He DOES want to bark at absolutely nothing and give you the stink eye. Respect your elders.

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Kugel

The Food, Not The Dog

Rosie's favorite food is kugel. NOT the dog Kugel. The noodle kugel. The delicious, sweet, amazing kugel that makes every holiday better. Please do not confuse the two. One you eat. One you pet.

Rosie's Fun Facts

Rosie's favorite animal is a monkey. Coincidence that Alice is a stinky monkey? We think not.

Kugel (the dog) has been cuddling for 4 hours. Squeakers has been judging everyone for 4 hours.

Rosie is currently in 2nd grade and already running the show at Golda Och Academy.

Squeakers' grumpy rating: 11/10. He has exceeded the scale. He does not care.

Alice still smells like a monkey. Rosie has confirmed this as of today.

Kugel (the food) was served at dinner. Kugel (the dog) was confused but supportive.